Okay baby, I am so ready for you now. I mean not really, but I'm totally over the discomfort of being pregnant in this heat with two rapscallions to chase after. So, if you want to come now that's cool with me. Of course, there are a few things we have to do before your due date:
- a birthday (mine)
- a baby shower
- the first school trip
- a citizenship ceremony
- a couple of presentations and a conference
Still, if you'd like to arrive early, we'd cope with all that. You could even come along to some of them. We're not decided on a name, or in fact any names, but I've asked your brother and sister and they've conjured up some treats.
If you're a boy, your sister thinks you should be called Christopher Robin, while your brother is keen on Jake.
If you're a girl, your sister would like you to be called Alalisa Rose, and your brother suggested we name you Cake.
So, you see there's really no reason not to come soon. Please? Your mother's sanity is at stake.